Anak pintar dari jepang 😂😂😂

in #writing7 years ago

Di sebuah SMU di Washington DC, saat kelas sejarah yang di situ ada siswa baru bernama Suzuki Yamaguchi dari Jepang.

Ibu Guru: “Ayo tebak, siapa yang terkenal dengan pernyataan: ‘Kebebasan atau kematian’?”

(Suasana kelas hening 1 mnit dan tiba tiba Suzuki mengangkat tangannya).

Suzuki: “Patrick Henry tahun 1775 di Philadelphia.”

Ibu Guru: “Bagus sekali, Suzuki. Dan siapa yang mengatakan: ‘Negara ini dan bangsa ini tidak akan pernah mati’?”

(Suasana hening lagi, lalu Suzuki angkat tangannya lagi).

Suzuki: “Abraham Lincoln tahun 1863 di Washington.”

Ibu Guru: (Sambil memandang murid-muridnya) “Mengapa kalian ini? Suzuki orang Jepang tetapi tahu sejarah Amerika lebih baik daripada kalian.”

(Semua murid terdiam, tapi tiba-tiba dari belakang terdengar suara, “Pergi kamu Jepang sialan.”)

Ibu Guru: “Siapa yang mengatakan itu?”

Suzuki: (Langsung mengangkat tangannya) “Jenderal McArthur tahun 1942, di Guadalcanal.”

(Suasana kelas menjadi ramai, tiba-tiba para murid menjadi riuh dan terdengar suara teriakan, “Suzuki sialan, brengsek!”).

Ibu Guru: “Hey, siapa yang mengatakan itu?!”

Suzuki: “Valentino Rossi di Rio de Janeiro Brasil pada motor Grand-Prix pada tahun 2002.”

(Suasana kelas menjadi gaduh da ibu guru mulai panik. Akhirnya dia keluar kelas.)

Ibu Guru: “Apapun yang terjadi, saya akan berhenti!”

Suzuki: “Dikatakan oleh Sri Mulyani, Departemen Keuangan, Jakarta, Indonesia tahun 2010!”

Bu guru: (Semakin gusar) “Sekali lagi kau bicara, akan kugantung kau di Monas!”

Seluruh murid: (Serentak berteriak dan tertawa) “Anas Urbaningrum, 2012, Pada kasus Hambalang di Indonesia!”




smart kid from japan

In a high school in Washington DC, during a history class there was a new student named Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan.

Master's mother: "Let's guess, who is famous for the statement: 'Freedom or death'?"

(The mood of silence 1 mnit and suddenly Suzuki raised his hand).

Suzuki: "Patrick Henry in 1775 in Philadelphia."

Master's mother: "Very good, Suzuki. And who says: 'This country and this nation will never die'? "

(Silence again, then Suzuki raises his hand again).

Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln in 1863 in Washington."

Teacher's Mother: (Looking at his students) "Why are you guys? Suzuki is Japanese but knows American history better than you guys. "

(All the students were silent, but suddenly from behind came a voice, "Go you fucking Japanese.")

Master's mother: "Who said that?"

Suzuki: (Directly raised his hand) "General McArthur in 1942, in Guadalcanal."

(The classroom became crowded, suddenly the students became noisy and shouted, "Suzuki damn, shit!").

Master's mother: "Hey, who said that ?!"

Suzuki: "Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro Brazil on a Grand-Prix motorcycle in 2002."

(The classroom becomes rowdy and the teacher's teacher starts to panic, and finally gets out of class.)

Master's mother: "Whatever happens, I'll stop!"

Suzuki: "Told by Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia in 2010!"

Bu teacher: (The more upset) "Once again you talk, I'll hang you in Monas!"

All students: (Simultaneously shout and laugh) "Anas Urbaningrum, 2012, On Hambalang case in Indonesia!"

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