Where am I?
Where the fuck did you crypto maniacs bring me?
It's like that [redacted] platform but fancier?
What changed? Is everyone still posting half-baked, shitty posts and complain about the quality of writing?
And why there's a dead hooker in my closet?
OK, don't answer that last question... Just fill me in real quick.
Am I supposed to behave now? I wasn't supposed to keep posting, but if people are more active here I might consider it.
Anyway. What's going on with you?
Are you still shook from the whole pandemicovidriotsbutnotreally things that've been going on?
Pooosies.
See ya in a year.