". . . called 'chicken' (pronounced chick-en, rhymes with thicken)" <---Favorite line (right up there with Tip #2). Great post.
P.S. I don't have a square arrow to the left of "Reply" . . . does that make me a loser? Been thinking lately I might be a total loser, so I'm looking for corroborating evidence. Also, I'd like to support, so let me know.
Hmm. It's a three sided square arrow, then Reply, then number of comments, then views, then Facebook, twitter. No? And I'm glad you like the chicken joke, I amused myself with that one as well. Also, as far as support, I won't get that sweet, sweet almost penny from your upvote if you vote on a post more than seven days old, so if you're behind in reading, just vote on the latest thing.
Normally, knowing you so well, I would joke that "yes. You are a loser." But everyone is positive and friendly in the steemiverse, so somebody might see it and not get that I'm joking. You're just swell!