Starrwolf's Road Map to Probably the Wrong Side of the Universe - An excerpt, part 3

**Starrwolf's Road Map to Probably the Wrong Side of the Unviverse** Chapter 817 Section 45.34

So it came to be that the Unusually Flat Donut of Harmoniously Iced Aether Rock found a purpose...and a new name. The Great Akasha used the Unspoken Word to bring life to the Rock with the assistance of the Four Gawdheds of Elementalism Stuff. Each would help to bind the Rock to the rules, regulations, and liability waivers that Akasha herself set in place. When the last Breath of Unspoken Speaking was spoke, Akasha smiled upon the oasis in the Aether. "I shall call it Terraearth, and it will be home to the squishiest of beings whom I shall call, huemens." Life on Terraearth thrived thereafter and looked to the Gawdheds for guidance only very rarely. So rarely, in fact, that Akasha actually became bored with her creations and turned away from them to watch other Donuts of Life...and a few seasons of Golden Girls. Scholars agree that Akasha turned her face from the Terraearth after the Great Signing of Traction, causing what some call The Not-So-Great-Forgetting, approximately 1,267,493,721.51 Luna years ago. Euwordians such as myself, however, will tell you the count of years is more like 4,924,618,909,614,323,898 Lunas...give or take a trillion Lunas. No matter the case, existence now exists and the Gawdheds have returned to grant their wisdom and hediness to those that can hear the Unspoken word. Listen to the Breath of Denial and you shall perish. Listen to the Breath of Minty-Fresh-Thoughts and you shall pass.

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