It rained the whole of today, so I had to shelve my journey to Warri for tomorrow. It is tiresome, that is what it is. It is still good though; I am eating three times a day, there’s constant power and I have enough data subscription to play with. Well I have finally, dragged my laptop into the internet age and have been able to update and install some applications.
It seems that anytime I come home, I find something awesome that helps me along as a writer and internet enthusiast. I just consumed 10gigs of Glo data and it was awesome. I hope I get enough money to someday afford to have unlimited data and I can do whatever I want with my phone and laptop. That would be the coolest thing ever.
Do you know the first thing I would do if I had such access to unlimited data? I would download the two seasons of D’Grayman anime as well as Bleach, Avatar: The Air bender, all seasons and stand alones of Naruto and any other anime that catches my fancy. Oh yes I am a deprived anime fan. When I am done there, I would go to movies and get my movie addiction updated. Then I would look for books, fantasy novels especially. Gosh, I will indulge myself in so much reading and movies that I would probably lose all social skills by the time I am done. Well I can dream.
Yesterday @curie came through on my poetry post. I just love those guys. They are like one of my biggest fans, I tell you. They are always around showing me some love at one point or the other. It is an awesome thing to be considered a good content creator by the number one curation community on this platform. It felt good too because I am aiming at the big 60 rep. That helps a lot.
I feel like getting my reputation up to 60 would be like becoming a father and a husband. You suddenly find that you can no longer go out with the guys anymore and you have to be home by 7pm latest otherwise, a pretty young lady would give cold food and a blank stare that says; I dare you, say something. Just say something.
To make matters worse, you dare not say that you ate outside. No, you’d eat that chilly food and enjoy it and you’d still get to carry the baby and let him or her drool on you for some hours while she tidies up the kitchen. Also you’d better not fall asleep on the couch with the baby on your chest, no. you have to stand and move about and make dumb noises at the baby who doesn’t give a fuck about you because you got no titties to give to the greedy little thief. To end it all, you are getting no cuddles that night because baby would be sleeping between you two. I think I digressed somewhere around in this post.
So 60 rep will feel awesome or terrible as the case may be, for me. I think I have been lucky or blessed to meet great people and to enjoy the love and support of some really cool steemians. I am always thankful for their love and support; always. I don’t have a whale friend yet. I think I have not really made the effort to catch a whale’s attention. May be I should start tagging whales in my posts, especially the hibernating ones. Maybe if the light blinks more than 20 times a day on their phone screen, they’d realize that they left the house for months and the kids are starving.
Dude, all we have is cat food, cat food! Who leaves the fucking kids with the neighbour’s kids and leave cat food to last two months especially since we don’t have cats? Who does that?
I will probably get flagged by a grumpy whale or a subordinate dolphin, loyal to his or absentee master, I don’t know. Anyhow that was a thought and now that thought is gone, it will never be realized. I think I am going to stick to my minnow and dolphin friends as well as my super minnows. They are kind and they see beyond my idiosyncrasies like posting four times today then posting at mid night two days later.
Hold up! I just realized that my midnight posts tend to do really well. Is that a sign? Should I start taking opiates? Or chew pot? Because if I can get @curie to upvote posts I made half asleep, think of what I would drag to my posts if I write high on cannabis or some zombie drug? Well we will never know, we will?
It would be terrible to get a 100% curie upvote while several hefty men are trying to drag me off an electric pole that I have been fucking for thirty minutes. Who gets excited and dances for joy on seeing a 100% curie upvote while splinters of rotting wood are being removed from his still erect dick? Definitely not me. Digressions
I am doing some investing, I am investing blind, I am investing on @steemmonsters cards. I got me several commons and rares some days back. I have combined some so I have some level 2 cards in my stack. Now I don’t know what I am doing, I am as clueless as an European man alone in Warri by 10pm. Am I going to get robbed or get treated like a king? No idea but if I can invest in the steem blockchain, I can invest in any idea that comes out of the steem blockchain. It is as simple as that. The worst that could happen is I would have some really pretty looking cards to rant about later on, when I am old, gray and without teeth.
You see what is going on here, don’t you? This was not supposed to be a rant. I had intended it to be a ulog. I had planned to talk about my experiences since coming to Benin; seeing old friends, meeting family, enjoying the cuisine, the scent, the love but somehow or the other, it became a rant.
This means that I would have to write a ulog later. Well that makes it two posts, so what the hell?
I just made 60 rep. Be careful. It's like a drug. All I can think about now is the next level. I trampled an old woman yesterday to get the number 61 shopping cart. I am not ashamed.
Hahahaha, 61 on your mind. When I get there, I'd be hunting for 70, 😂
I have an unlimited package and I usually do not download anything, I just watch online stuff I want.
YouTube is so far the greatest source of my entertainment.
Oh you living in Paradise. I can't afford to watch anything live. I recently took to watching the mojo channel on YouTube. I can still fill the drain on my pocket. No live streams for me.
I enjoy your flow from one moment to another, and hey man grats on the Curie post those always feel good. Close to 60 rep is impressive :) We'll all get there eventually. Life takes us to strange places.
Yeah we will. Who would have thought I'd get to this point so fast? Yet I see some of my friends who are even getting there faster than me. It is amazing what can happen if you make great content and great connections.
You said something about unlimited data and a teardrop streamed down my face, like the kind of joy a warri boy would feel(before kidnapping him) if he sees a European walking his street alone by 10pm
You know the matter. Unlimited data would make a pagan go to church and lead the choristers through praise and worship bro
Or in a plot twist, he'll download 50GB worth of porn
Stop downloading HD porn!
You downloading Anime? is that your safe word for tentacle porn
LMAO @maverickinvictus. I have no idea what you are talking about. Tentacle porn? No 10gig won't survive on HD anything. I download mostly 3gp movies but I actually burnt it on hotspoting my PC and hosting a show on discord as well as participating in shows. Then YouTube consumed the remainder.
When I get unlimited data, I'd try HD porn to see what you are raving about. Tentacle porn? I am not so sure. I am not a fan of the horror genre.
Funny enough I just met the tail end of a discussion onJapanese hentai movies which I just discovered is a name for anime porn. That's cartoon porn, right??!! Let me end there.
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Ah, it been a rainy day today, its started at 1 am and still on. Lucky you my brother to have gotten that vote and I bet you deserve it. So many good work you have here.