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[cut to scene in a fancy hotel room, BA wearing some lovely tactical lingerie]
[knock on the door, she opens it after checking the peep hole and her spy cameras she's put in the hall]
Hi u-g! Come in, make yourself comfortable, take off that heavy cod-piece ;)
[he grins and removes it]
[BA pulls out a Glock] NOW GTFO!!!

:D lmao

it's like..it's like you know me so well