Shari'ah-Compliant Crypto Gold: Could Islam Be Preparing For A New World Reserve Currency? (a limerick)

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The muslim world is giant.
Muslims are also defiant.
Their names are funny.
They want honest money.
That's also sharia-compliant.

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