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hotnesscenter (25)in #steemit • 7 years ago
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hotnesscenter (25)in #story • 7 years ago
Short story:::The Ungrateful Jeweller part 1
Once there was a poor woodcutter. During the rainy season he could not earn money. For several days and nights he had nothing to eat. He made a long journey on foot in search…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER:::LAUGH OF THE DAY
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER:::HOTNESS OF THE DAY(13 photos)
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hotnesscenter (25)in #nsfw • 7 years ago
nsfw Reveal this post or create an account to save your preferences.
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
Hotnesscenter:::LAUGH OF THE DAY
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER:::LAUGH OF THE DAY
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER::LAUGH OF THE DAY
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER:::LAUGH OF THE DAY
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code.…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER:::LAUGH OF THE DAY
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER::LAUGH OF THE DAY
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
Hotnesscenter:::LAUGH OF THE DAY
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER::LAUGH OF THE DAY
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER:::LAUGH OF THE DAY(18+)
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESSCENTER:::LAUGH OF THE DAY PART 2
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
Hotnesscenter:::LAUGH OF THE DAY part 1
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
Hotnesscenter:::Joke of the day
Employe: "I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away." Boss: "Ok I would like to see you try." Employe: As he moves on pissing all over the floor loosing $6,000 not…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Joke of the day
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a…
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hotnesscenter (25)in #hotnesscenter • 7 years ago
HOTNESS CENTER :::DAILY DOSE DAY 1
DIDN'T THEIR SMILES MAKES YOU ROOT FOR THEIR TEAM:ROOT ROOOT ROOOT
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hotnesscenter (25)in #introduction • 7 years ago
INTRODUCTION POST 10/01/2018
This steemit.com account will acts as conduit for the angles. The angles will be here everyday, maybe everyhour. They will come to see how the steemit community is growing and…
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