PostsCommentsPayoutshugmug (51)in #fiction • 6 years agoMuscles For Daughters@HugMug **Warning: Disturbing Imagery & Language ** 1 The dead phone was now a tightly clutched weapon. Curled up in a box without light had disorientated his sense of…hugmug (51)in #fiction • 6 years ago》Alien Diarrhea (500 word story) 《 @HugMug@HugMug The first alien words ever deciphered by humanity were ‘Fuck, I really need to piss from my arse.’ Linguists were too embarrassed to reveal that the…hugmug (51)in #science • 6 years agoPsychopaths Can Save Humanity - An IntroductionIn this modest and efficient series, we will put forward a solution to solve many of the world’s major problems by tricking 50,000 psychopaths into entering a Benevolent Evil…hugmug (51)in #blog • 7 years ago》 Sweet Ass Titbits About Homosexuality 《 @HugMugMost likely you were taught in school that homosexuality was devised shortly after World War II because women became ugly and fat due to all the conquered German pastries they…hugmug (51)in #fiction • 7 years ago》 Destruction of Kindness 《 @HugMugPeople think it’s strange that me and my brother fall asleep hugging. They issued us names because something had to tarnish the blanks on the labour registration. Our bodies…hugmug (51)in #fiction • 7 years ago50 word fiction 》 Hunted to Death 《 @HugMugScreaming. Assassinates silence. Might attract peril. Enemies are still close. They’ll execute me on sight. Who could forgive the burning of their village? Should I take…hugmug (51)in #blog • 7 years agoKidnapped in South Korea - Part 2 《@HugMug“Are you wearing underwear?” was the first question they asked. The sense of comfort was fleeting. ‘I’m... not sure.’ was my reply. Part One The onset of summer that…hugmug (51)in #blog • 7 years agoKidnapped in South Korea <<@HugMug@HugMug After my face hit the netting, someone began to smash my head repeatedly into the grassy ground. Most people's reaction would be, ‘Ouch, this hurts. Please make it…hugmug (51)in #blog • 7 years agoKinky Insects #3 《@HugMug# 1 --- # 2 Many married men might relish the idea of being able to plonk down on the couch watching TV whilst their penis wandered off to the bedroom to…hugmug (51)in #fiction • 7 years agoBlowing up Grandma 《@HugMugThe dynamite explosives, procured to involuntarily euthanise the planet's population of Grandmas, were dubbed 'Gran-ite' by the tabloids. Ever since international courts…hugmug (51)in #blog • 7 years agoQuitting smoking like an idiot - In 3 steps‘Smoking no good for healthy.’ These are the words I heard for the 100th time yesterday from another random Vietnamese. The expression on their face was one of concern whilst…hugmug (51)in #fiction • 7 years agoPanda attacked by GodDa’s first memory was a needle. Closely followed by the three major themes which cratered his early existence: Acute claustrophobia An unshakeable fear that God wanted…hugmug (51)in #blog • 7 years agoKinky Insects #2Sperm piracy, virgin births, incest and stabbings. No, not a synopsis of the new Game Of Thrones episode, but a taster into the lives of kinky insects. See Part One…hugmug (51)in #blog • 7 years agoKinky Insects #1Sperm piracy, virgin births, incest and stabbings. No, not a synopsis of the new Game Of Thrones episode, but a taster into the lives of kinky insects. Dagger…hugmug (51)in #fiction • 7 years agoRebellion Of The Human Masters‘Snails caught discussing stilettos or moustaches will have their shells repossessed and be reclassified as slugs.’ barked the Government loudspeaker. ‘Retract inside your…hugmug (51)in #comedy • 7 years agoSouth Korea: Sex and HairdressersWARNING: This article contains naughty words and controversial opinions used for comedic effect. I split an earlier article into separate parts as it was too long.…hugmug (51)in #story • 7 years agodeleteddeletehugmug (51)in #story • 7 years agodeleteddeletedhugmug (51)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago🎇 Confessions of an idiot 🙏I have been an idiot for most of my life. It is highly probable that I have been an idiot for the entirety of my life, but since I can't remember the baby years it'd be arrogant…