• isteemjokes (48)in #esteem • 8 years ago

  eSteem App Dude IS RICH!

  Browsing the TRENDING page and I see @good-karma dude is minting $$$$. Two of his links already are HOT right now. I bet posting here makes him more money than the…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  I Lost My Post. And I Am Angry!

  Two days ago I wrote an EPIC post. That's what I usually do, right? And as soon as I published it, the post was GONE. Like deleted. Erased. Vaporized. Gone like my…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #bitcoin • 8 years ago

  Are you an EXPERT earning peanuts here at Steemit?

  Well, I am just LOLing at you...

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• isteemjokes (48)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago

  Why newbies leave Steemit?

  They try TOO HARD to get those dollars out... . . . . . . . Well, SURPRISE SUCKERS! Related: I surveyed the top steemers, and they offered these 21…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  I feel TRAPPED in the Steemit Prison!

  So I fought back: . . . . . . . . . And YOU ALL made it worse:

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  I Turned Gay For 38 Cents

  I FEEL TERRIBLE. BAD MOVE! NO MORE SHIT WRITING. BYE! Post link: It's TRUE: I LOVE BOBBY LEE!

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• isteemjokes (48)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  It's TRUE! I Love Bobby Lee... That YourBTCC Poll Dude!

  Dear Steemy Diary, I always used to wake up thinking Asian dudes excel only in mathematics. Today, I am convinced they excel in something else - they excel in teasing us .…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #philosophy • 8 years ago

  Jim Daddy Says: "Kids, Don't Ruin Yourselves So Soon!"

  Alright, it's time for Jim Daddy's brutal truth. All you Steemit kids — 9 year olds, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.... — it's time you pull your three fingers out of your nose…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Confession: Everytime I make $$$ on Steemit, I feel GUILTY!

  It's like someone is watching me...

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  My Wife: "Look, Is It Going To Be Me, Or Steemit?"

  I can find another girl. But not another STEEMIT! SHAME... As it looks like I will be taking the goddamn MOON train alone! Maybe YOU are with me? STEEM TO THE…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  WOW! THANK YOU for 100 followers, AND I HAVE CREAMED MY PANTS!

  I creamed my pants a little when I first posted my shitty introduction here and you guys didn't say anything — anything — anything — anything substantial. It almost felt…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  What's the BEST way to PISS OFF a Steemer?

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  How I See Bitcoiners Right Now!

  All those smart bitcoin holders man.... THOSE KIDS... THAT DAD... THAT WHITE MOM... AND THE BLACK ONE... BUT ME? AS USUAL MAAAN!

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• isteemjokes (48)in #cryptocurrency • 8 years ago

  Expert Believes Steem to Hit $20 Soon, And Why Moon Is Longer A Dream!

  So something special happened today: I met @Akrid in the Steem Chat as he was busy sharing his valuable insights on the future of Steem. The curious kid in me got in touch with…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  I shouldn't have told my friends about Steemit...

  They told me they want to make money because they be like... So I told them about Steemit.com. How it is a wonderful platform to connect with smart people. Plus, you will…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #life • 8 years ago

  98.4% of YOU are on Planet Steemit because...

  Rest... the gentlemen... Like me are... HERE FOR THE... LADIES!

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• isteemjokes (48)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  Steemit as my personal diary: Day #1833, And I Love Spiders!

  Dear Steemy Diary, I am bored sitting in my room and wondering what's worse... whether the ignorance of the ice cream man who never gave me my change back... or my wife and…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  Secret Revealed: What's the best time to post on Steemit to thicken your wallet?

  After capturing 12 months of data, monitoring over 15000 users and their posts, burning that midnight oil everyday... while completely ignoring HER request to do it from behind…

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  What's the similarlity between my ex-wife and steemit?

  HELP me change my PERFORMANCE on Steem... UPVOTE / RESTEEM this post, kids! ALSO LADIES, DON'T BELIEVE MY EX. TRUST ME... IT WAS THE BED! TRUST ME!

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• isteemjokes (48)in #funny • 8 years ago

  I surveyed the best steemers, and here are 21 reasons they LOVE STEEM!

  I decided to ask all the TOP steemers WHY THEY LOVE STEEMIT and they answered. Pay attention to these reasons as they are very unique, valuable, and enlightening! $…

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