I creamed my pants a little when I first posted my shitty introduction here and you guys didn't say anything — anything — anything — anything substantial. It almost felt like I was talking to a bunch of powerless nice robots. Felt good for a change.
Then I creamed my pants a little more when I knew real people do exist here and are enjoying my kind of humor. In fact, it was time this broken family had a smart daddy.
I, your daddy, then creamed my pants a little more when I saw 100+ followers. Achieved in less than 5 days biiitches! More on my secret super ninja tactics later. For now, I am going to show this achievement to my wife...
Who is busy drawing pokemon at my best friend's home since last night. I don't know why duuude. Anyways...
I then creamed my pants a little more when all the top steemers participated in my survey for blah blah blah blah blah.
I creamed further as I saw EVERY post has comments.
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I creamed watching Trump talk!
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I creamed MOAR!
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AND MOAR!
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ALL BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS. SO THANK YOU EVERYONE!
Sincerely, I appreciate your upvotes, comments, and few resteems. More than that, I am glad some of you are laughing and looking forward to read my post. YES, not EVERYTHING is funny and hilarious and creamworthy... but I am trying. Some dudes may also find my jokes offensive and for them... I only have 9 words:
CALM YOUR TITS DOWN DUDE... CHILL A LITTLE SISTA-WILL-YA?!
SEE YOU SOON!
AND WITH ALL THESE MAYO CREAM ON THE FLOOR, TONIGHT'S A PIZZA DAY BABY!
Humor. In 2017. Imagine that... we don't have near as much as we should... please keep it up. It's like sunshine to all of us. Good humor that is.. :)
Alright positive dude, I appreciate it. Thank you! :)
Ha HA.. smiling -- just cuz of you. You seem to know how to make people happy.. keep it up!
Appreciate it. Having read thousands of medicinal, health, and self-help books, I have found smile is the best medicine there is.
Laughter cures all! Cheers!
nice post
you hump trump?
YES!
how dare you be conservative in a world of liberal sheeple
YES!
you must get a lot of flak in that chatroom.. they seem very low iq, politically
Wow that's Awesome Isteem keep on Creaming and Steeming
Thank you @louiscpt.
That looks delicious...
Although I like mine without text.
I like to Laugh... so I UpVoted & Followed... Thanks for the jokes !!
Please consider following me, at 99 Followers, just need 1 more.
IF You Follow me, I'll Follow You...
You already got your 100 brah! Who you messing wid?
Then they must have followed just after I checked... sorry didn't mean to mislead. Have a Good Weekend... Cheers !!
IF You Follow me, I'll Follow You...
Keep on being slightly offensive, we need a bit of junior high humor ;) to offset our brilliant moments of bad data.
Congrats!!! Good luck.