PostsCommentsPayoutstowelie (50)in #meme • 7 years agoTo All the People That Don't Like Short Memestowelie (50)in #marijuana • 7 years agoYou wanna get high? Don't forget to bring a towel!Man I had a good thing going. I was just minding my buisness and working in a legal weed dispensary. Now I have no idea what is going on. I've been in a haze enjoying the good…towelie (50)in #funny • 8 years agoTowelie Life Pro Tip: How To Play `Funky Town` on Your Phone -- Don't Forget to Bring a Towel!Just let me get high... I know I can remember if I get high... Oh yeah just press the number sequence 55425 25875 on your touch tone phone to play the melody to "Funky Town". Wanna get high?towelie (50)in #poetry • 8 years agoA Haiku by TowelieDon't ever forget You always bring a towel You wanna get high?towelie (50)in #politics • 8 years agoTowelie's Thoughts on The ElectionThis was a long and grueling election. It divided a great nation. From this epic struggle there is one great lesson to be learned... If you want to be President of The United…towelie (50)in #funny • 8 years agoWhether or Not You Are Going to Vote Tomorrow This Advice Always AppliesIf you do vote make sure to vote Towelie! After you're done. Wanna get high?towelie (50)in #life • 8 years agoReflections of a TowelI don't know what tomorrow's going to bring but I'm learning to love what I am. I'm a towel. If you know a towel that is suffering from addiction, please go totowelie (50)in #introduceyourself • 8 years agoHi My Name Is Towelie, Want to get High?I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks you know... helping people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important. When you get out of the water…