"I don't live in such an absolute universe"
Actually, you do. You just may not want to face it.
Yes, there are lots and lots of gray areas, but some things are not gray at all. You don't have the right to violate others, not even if you call your violation "law enforcement" or some such superstition. Governing is no more a "gray area" than rape.
Nah..not really
Peace out