Has living in a society perpetuated on violent magical assumptions, beliefs in fairy god rulers, and the “necessity of theft” left you feeling...alone.?
Confused?
A ”misfit”?
If so, please read on, we here at Kafka pharmaceuticals want to help.
Every year, millions of moral, ethical individuals suffer in silence as they watch their retard neighbors guzzle beer and watch football games loudly proclaiming the necessity of violent institutions which are actively destroying humanity, and the planet itself.
SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
MUH THIN BLUE LINE!
TAXES ARE THE PRICE WE PAY FOR A CIVILIZED SOCIETY!
While it is hard to determine just exactly how these amoebic humanoids lost all faculty for compassionate and critical thought processes, what is more important is the seeming minority of anarchists who are dumbfounded and stricken with a silent shame and guilt for not fitting into this moron circus.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Every time my brother-in-law is talking about how Trump is going to save the US, I just want to bring up private property norms and suggest that adult humans might not need a “master” to live in peace. I know it’s ridiculous, but I can’t help these thoughts from showing up. I feel so stupid.
~ Trevor, Statesville, KY
Last Thanksgiving my great aunt from out of town suggested that if someone is “toking on those reefer joints” they deserve to lose their family and be locked in a cage. I kept having this uncontrollable urge to ask why someone would deserve such a fate for peacefully smoking a plant. Luckily, before I could get up the nerve to say such a stupid thing, I drank myself into a stupor and fell asleep on the couch.
~Suzie, Pleasant Falls, MN
I was trying my best to fill out my tax forms correctly, but kept having to suppress feelings of impotent rage for having to go through such an impossibly tedious process just to give my money away to people who force me to pay for things I either don’t want, could find and pay for on my own, or worst of all, find completely reprehensible.
I totally want to support my community, just not under threat of violence from strangers. I don’t know how to talk about this with anyone. All my friends are bragging about their Turbo Tax “refunds” and how many cases of “Natty Ice” they can buy with it, and I’m sitting here Googling how to tie a noose correctly and watching YouTube videos of “cop fails” with Dorito dust on my shirt.
~ Mike, San Bernardino, CA
Enter Realitol
Here at KafkA Pharmaceuticals, we want to remind you that it ain’t you, but society at large that’s crooked-er than a coked-up judge in a small claims court for hookers.
Despite years and years of institutional brainwash, we can help. Starting from the time you popped out of your mother’s vagina, all the way up to this very moment, the world has been mercilessly beating you down with the idea that you are “totally fucking weird” for wanting to play fair, live in a world with minimal violent conflict, and just basically mind your own business.
That’s where Realitol ™️ comes in. After just one dose, the layers of accrued guilt and anxiety from years of gaslighting and mass shaming by friends, peers and loved ones unable to recognize that drone-bombing infants to bloody bits in the Middle East is never “a necessary evil,” begin to melt away. Acts of violence become seen as just that, and your statist friends, once seeming so “normal” and “well-adjusted” now look exactly like the batshit crazy, if lovably inept, raving fuckwits they always have been!
You’ll laugh as you walk through the grocery store overhearing conversations about the “importance” of voting for a pre-selected master!
You’ll smile in endless amusement when someone tells you it is your civic duty to be extorted by overlords!
Prepare to feel sorry for the poor, lost souls that think wearing a shiny star grants magical powers and “extra rights”!
Get ready to not give a single fuck when you live peacefully as you please, not getting caught up in childish arguments about: “classy presidents,” standing or kneeling for a magic rag, which lives “matter,” the necessity of the A-bomb, and much, much more!!!
“My life is totally turned around...
After just three days on Realitol ™️, I realized I wasn’t doing anything wrong in saying that “taxation is theft!” Hell, what else do you call taking people’s money under threat of violence!?! These fools had me feeling ashamed for being right!!! Thanks to this revolutionary new pill, I got no more time for the opinions of boneheads, and I got a hot new girlfriend to boot! Turns out being right is sexy! Thanks, Realitol ™️!!!”
~ Benjamin, New York, NY
I was at the ATM just after taking my first dose.
Some old dude in front of me left his cash in the now open and beeping machine and walked away. I quickly told him, “Hey! You forgot to take your money!” and he came back, shaking his head and smiling in disbelief at his absent-mindedness. He took his money and thanked me profusely. The lady behind him said he was lucky I was a good person. THAT THOUGHT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. I am good, I thought! After years of being endlessly beaten down by subtle messages of shame from the statist culture for wanting to keep my own money and property, I was starting to feel really depressed! I knew I was right, but still felt like some kind of thief in society. Thanks to Realitol ™️ I can clearly see what a half-baked, silly idea that was! I feel great! And good!!!
~ Trevor
So what are you waiting for? Join the hundreds of thousands who have already found relief from this interminable and unremitting statist bullshit today! What have you got to lose but your shame?
Call now!
WARNING: IN PRELIMINARY TRIALS OF REALITOL ™️ SOME PATIENTS REPORTED EXPERIENCING:
PROLONGED EPISODES OF NO FUCKS GIVEN
SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONS TO LICENSING MANDATES/POLITICIAN SCRIBBLES
UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER
ALTERNATING FITS OF AMUSEMENT/RAGE AT STATISTS
CHRONIC DIARRHEA OCCURRING IN THE VICINITY OF FEDERAL BUILDINGS AND COURTHOUSES
SUPERMAN LIBIDO
PROLONGED FREE MARKET CAPITALISM
RUNNING RED LIGHTS WHEN NO OTHER CARS ARE AROUND BECAUSE FUCK THAT SHIT I HAVE TWO EYES
RAINWATER COLLECTION
SMALL BUSINESSES
ECONOMIC LITERACY
CHRONIC EMPATHY
PROLONGED BOUTS OF MINDING OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
NON-EQUATION OF LEGALITY WITH MORALITY
OBSESSIVE RESPECT FOR PRIVATE PROPERTY
EXCESSIVE SEXINESS
LOSS OF SPEECH AROUND LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS
REPETITION OF PHRASES SUCH AS “TAXATION IS THEFT” AND “MUH ROADS”
CHRONIC NON-AGGRESSION
~KafkA
Graham Smith is a Voluntaryist activist, creator, and peaceful parent residing in Niigata City, Japan. Graham runs the "Voluntary Japan" online initiative with a presence here on Steem, as well as DTube and Twitter. (Hit me up so I can stop talking about myself in the third person!)
I'm going to need a trash can full of Realitol ™️ to throw in the towns water supply.
We have the twin epidemic of fuckwititus and dumbassosis that afflicted the town many decades ago.
The citizens wander around like brain dead zombies complaining about the latest local political marionette increasing taxes, increasingly shittier food going up in price, not being able to afford the latest football shirt for their kids with the name of a player on the back who will have fucked off to another team by the time they get home and all manner of bollocks they use distract themselves from their pathetic existence while not working at their minimum wage slave job.
In fact send me a dumpster full Graham, it'll get used. 😉
Haven't seen you for a while, mate.
You doing okay?
I’m on a golfing holiday in Florida buddy, all good. I needed a break from Steemit too.
I’ll be back next week mate 😉
On its way!
You do your side of town, I'll do mine; so Graham: a dumpster my way too, plz. Thx.
UPDATE: RealitolTM has been declared a Class 1 Illegal Substance in a rare unanimous vote by the U.S. Congress. President Trump signed the bill into law this morning, and politicians on both sides of the aisle are praising the move as "the first real bipartisan legislation" passed during the current congressional term.
The DEA has announced that it takes the illegal status of RealitolTM very seriously, and will begin confiscation of the drug immediately from pharmacies and other retail outlets.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Fuck it. Realitol™ black market!!!
Right on the button - Realitol trade and and usage would get you more time than manslaughter or assault... kinda like the penalty for printing money or duplicating VCRs (back in the day).
Promotion of Realtol... that's not free speech (or enterprise) - it's sedition ;-)
Oh man you just hacked into my happy chemicals and boosted my endorphines, thank you!
Oh my god !!!
Hahahahhaah >D
The amount of sarcasm in this post made me ROFL !!
You got an amazing sense of humor. Just refreshed my mood completely.
(Tears after laughing)
Thanks for this hilarious post !!
:)
Thank you.
Hahahaha, I like it ,,, you nailed it / great post
thank you for making me laugh @kafkanarchy84, this is just what I needed x
Glad to hear it!
Dude, I haven't laughed that hard out loud in a VERY long time! Loving it! I hope to see more content like that in the future. Cheers!
Haha. Cheers!
Do you have any samples I can give out to friends? I am surrounded by "I'm a law abiding, tax-paying citizen!" type well behaved slaves.
In all reality it is really hard to retrain a lifetime of brainwashed programming. One worker bee at a time.
This article is one I definitely would NOT read on facebook. Thank you Steemit community!
Absolute bloody classic! Good work. Now THIS is quality content. :-)
Cheers!
@realtreebivvy this is what we need!
The pictures misleading... The pill pots the size of a coke can and the pills are nearly an inch long - i think they are suppositorys... you can push them in for me :)
They could become like bullets if you experience that diarrhea next time you're at the courthouse!
Startinf from the day I pooped out of my mom's vagina I'd never seen a post so funny and hilarious yet drove home a very brilliant point and perspective.
This is really amazing, I'm really laughing at the same time
I laughed, I cried... Ok TBH I didn't cry, but i did laugh.
Thanks for putting this out there. It was a wonderful concoction of humor and jest, that puts a more accurate view of anarco's in the public space. I for one greatly appreciated it, and got a good laugh as well. Thank you for your contribution to Steemit.
Followed - I look forward to seeing what you have to say in the future.
I love this. Gonna keep this in my back pocket to show to people lol
What a powerful message that was damn fun to read. =)
XD
Also, if you've read about 'birth trauma', the indoctrination starts before we get shit out. Ultrasound radiation, for example, raises the temperature by 10 degrees in the womb in seconds.
Now, they're advocating prenatal vaccination.
God damn. It's getting tougher to be a kid.
Jesus. Prenatal vaccination? Really? I feel like maybe I had heard about that before but just blocked it out...
Yes, this is very good. Just gets me thinking of those glazed over eyes and blank looks when I discuss these subjects with my well meaning friends who've drank too much of the flour-aid.
As an aside, I've started to create a series of videos for Steemians on DTube about how to break free from mind control using some simple EFT tapping techniques. I'd like to include a module on anarchist guilt syndrome. Just in case they can't get hold of any Realitol.
Lol. That is a great idea, in all seriousness. Realitol may be in short supply soon, so I’ll be sure to head over to your posts. Lemme know when the module is up as well!
I was inspired to write this today as a result of some real events that happened, and made me realize I did feel guilty on some level for being different.
Peace!
Wow - thanks for the support - much appreciated!
It is a real problem for many people as even though they are going through an awakening process, they have a lifetime (plus generational influences) of conditioning to shed.
I've been wanting to support the freedom community like this for a couple of years now and I'm really happy that Steemit gives me a great opportunity to reach those people.
Have fun :)
@kafkanarchy84. The first modules are up now - ended up as two videos. I'll let you know when I do the one on anarchist guilt syndrome soon :)
I absolutely loved being an anarchist during the 'ice bucket challenge' Oh the joys of being considered 'boring' because I didn't want to join in a mass ritual energy harvest. The place gets more mental by the hour, the only cure is a high level dosage of solitude!
Hahaha!!Nice post:)!!
Thanks for the info. For my country, I need a large Realitol ™ car ️. For me, it is already exactly necessary, because I'm going crazy with stupidities and violent taxes, from idiotic reports, as in our country everything is good and stable. You correctly said that I do not need a master of my life. I do not really need any presidents and prime ministers. I will be fine even without their remarkable governance of the country and without their tax violence against people. If Realitol ™ is a miracle, I need to try it.
Rock Anarchism.
This is brilliantly hilarious and on-point. I'm resteeming. Have a great day!
Thanks, @anarchynewsroom!
haha!! Your story is full of sarcasm and ridiculous situation. I like your sense of humor, that type peoples i liked it most :) I'm also a little bit like this. I followed you!
Your profile pic is so scary :P
Really? I think it’s kinda cute!
Thanks!
Yeah also Cute ;)
Thank you @kafkanarchy84
That was without a doubt the most fun I've ever had whilst reading a post on steemit =)
Hahah! Thanks, Mark :)
AND, let's not forget:
RealitolTM is not only good for you,
IT'S DELICIOUS! 😋
Nice post!😃
Thank you as always!
Hilarious and real, good job.
hahahahahaha ..... this is so great. thank you kafka @kafkanarchy84
This is fucking gold!
Cheers, @mckeever. ;)
well,you remind of me chandler bing from Friends. :P
Good thoughts are your great work.thanks lot for your advice.
Great work!!!
I live next to the courthouse... I have not stopped shitting for 5 days. There is blood in the stool now.
Tried the emergency number, on the pill bottle, but all your lines are busy and I can't get through. The one time I did get through I don't think they spoke english. I am starting to feel faint.... my bum hurts.
Voluntary as getting mugged, sure. ;)
They are by definition not voluntary though bro. Not even up for debate.
Are you familiar with Ed and Elaine Brown, by chance?
Alright. So you can walk into the IRS headquarters, loudly proclaim you don’t pay any taxes, and then leave unmolested and remain so thereafter?
I don’t believe it. Please make a video and several follow ups after you do this.