RE: The image is made of own imagination and thoughts

There is a Russian Jew who is a Jewish-religious and has received a permit to venture to "Israel" and while leaving Russia and during a search in the customs area at the airport, the customs inspector on a small statue between the clothes, the inspector asked him: What is this? The Russian man replied confidently: The formula of your question is wrong, Comrade, the right question is to ask from this? This statue of Lenin, who laid the foundations of communism and brought good, safety and prosperity to the Russian people in full, nodded companion Comrade Russian completed a modern saying: I like to accompany this statue with me everywhere I go to commemorate this blessed memory, the Russian finished his words The Russian inspector told him in admiration: Well sir, prefer to pass.

The Russian citizen went up to his plane and laughed sarcastically at him from the Russian inspector who managed to deceive him. When he arrived at the Israeli airport, the inspection officer in Tel Aviv saw the statue and asked him again: What is this? The Russian answered again: Your question is wrong sir, the right question is this, this statue of Lenin, the crazy criminal who left Russia because of him, and accompanied this statue with me everywhere I go to him to look at his face every morning and I curse him curses every time and The Israeli inspector was influenced by the Russian's words and said, "Well, sir, I prefer to pass.
Thus, the Jew managed to pass the inspection at the airport. He got out of the airport and rented one of the cars. He immediately went to the house of one of the residents of Tel Aviv. He took out his luggage and put the statue in one of his bedroom. He asked him in a clear curiosity: Who is this, my uncle? The Jew smiled in mockery as he answered again: Your question is wrong, my little one, and the correct thing is to ask me: What is this? This is ten kilos of pure 24-gauge gold, and I was able to cross it without paying any customs or taxes.
Wisdom of the story: Political is the ability to explain the same thing to people in multiple ways according to his situation, but provided that it is convincing in every novel to achieve what you want and make it in your favor.