This is hilarious! You're so spot on and it's good you bring it up! :D
The roads argument is really one of the dumbest of them all, look at the machines used for it; all engineered by private companies.
You're work is a fine piece of art, as it reflects the time spirit.
I just get so sick of hearing the roads question, I wanted to address it the only way I know how: with drawings and ridiculousness