LMFAO! Try tipping them with Core Bitcoin. It's only going to cost you $2-$50. I was checking the speeds and cost of a few coins today. Here are the results. FYI was using the new https://edgesecure.co/ wallet from Airbiz.
Dash was almost free (sub penny) Instant payment with 1st confirm in 2 min.
Bitcoin Cash was 1 penny. Instant payment confirms in 10 min.
Smart Cash Instant Confirm and 1/10th penny trans fees.
Core Bitcoin $2 trans fee with a random delay in payments. Confirms in 10 min. if you are lucky to have paid enough. High demand days takes hours.
Ethereum 30 cent trans fee with small delay in payment. 1st confirm in ~20-30 sec.