"Oh... You earned something that could be considered money? Where's my piece? I need that shit to build bombs and screw people over..."
-- US Government
If they would just leave us the hell alone, we might be able to use our money to actually fix the economy...
Uh... well I keep my coins in the bank Of Sealy Posterpedic.
Bahaha! I've heard that's a pretty secure bank to hold anything in 😁