Grab The Coin, Sheeple.
Reward this Eye Rape, Sheeple.
Buy This Shit. Otherwise you will never get laid and your Daddy won't love you.
You could argue I am crass, or purile, but I have a simple counter-argument that is going to Trump you and Stump you at every corner.
What is this Ninjitsu Counter-Fu you ask?
Hear my Wisdom, and KNOW:
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