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To: Silvia Y. Kochica
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: ROFL!

Oh Silvia, you old tease. Of course you're not fired. I've been meaning to congradulate you on your promotion. Now that you're BlockCorps' new HR Director, does that mean we have to stop sexually harassing the interns?
Lemme know, cause I've got my eye on a few of them!

Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division

Woohoo! And sexually harassing interns are only allowed if they are robots.

As director of interdimensional technoligies (IT) we would like an immediate review of the sexual harassment policies regarding autonomous lifeforms. We also request immediate sensitivity training for all employees regarding the use of defamatory terms such as robot and bot.

I spoke with the legal department who informed me that all fully mechanical, non-sentient employees must henceforth be referred to as humanly challenged instead of robot or bot.

To: Silvia Y. Kochica @sykochica
CC: Q. Anomaly @quantumanomaly
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Re: Re: ROFL

We have to be careful with the "humanly challenged" verbage. Remember, we have pre and post human employees as well. Calling a pre-human employee humanly challenged could get us into hot water.

Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division

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