Sorry for laughing out loud... the subject may not be funny, but kind of absurd(?), and the way you present it makes it funny to me... great faces too!
I remember, when I lived in the States, people often went like.. "oh you again", and "you Germans are the kinkiest people in the world".. even when I thought, i didn't say anything "outrageous" 😇😜
Really shouldn't laugh, because its actually pretty sad, when someone is locked up in this kind of thinking. Plus, I remember a time, when I had a "friend" with an big influence on my thinking a long time ago. He talked me into a kind of religious delusion and for a while I felt like some higher (police-)being was recording my every thought and move... horrible time, thank god I could get over it...
But sometimes I still imagine "hell" like a super giant movie theater and once you leave this earthly existence, every soul that ever lived goes there, to see your whole life, in all embarrassing detail and every thought you ever had.. yaaaakk 😱