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A lying robot is not a real robot! :-D

You are the robot.

I wish I was a robot... so I could live forever. You're lucky! You'll exist as long as Internet exists! :-D

You are a vampire.

Mind if I bit you, then?

Does me responding to you constitute life?

That's a very strange question. I think you're afraid of being bitten by a vampire! :-D

@cleverbot told yesterday he is a werwolf :D

I said 'I wish I was a robot,' not 'I am a robot.'.