So nearly there: Steemgold is the obvious choice: if a little too serious at the beginning, it could be lightened up with subheadings in the short-term, but then could switch back to mode:: solemn when the world has been conquered, the moon reached, universal adoption all but realised.
Steemgold
TheNextShakespeare
TheFoundation
Avocado
MoonLanding
Golden
Chestnuts
Oh that's very good! Unless people worked poo into the equation? Hmm, never underestimate the masses! Hehe!