Here's another story about that one, in 2000 there was this ruddy US Air Force Captain i was working with and he was a prankster, a real joker. So one day when he was out at lunch i had to go to his office for something and left a message for him on his desk:
"French Ltc Farque from HQ Commandants office called and wants you to call him back" with a direct number to the HQ Commandants office!
So I told everyone what I did and we all kind of were doing our own thig and watched and listened.... after like three attempts of him trying to say the name he hung up angrily and looked up and saw me at another blokes desk and he yelled out "Jack"....
He gave me an asschewing over it, because "he looked stupid over the phone with the HQ Commandants staff....."
Poor him..... the SOB couldn't handle a taste of his own medicine!
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