Whew, almost missed this -- the post I've been waiting for! :->
Definite hilarity enclosed. Sounds like you have plenty of adventure stories, with a dash of funny. And the bonus thought-provoking productivity question at the end was a sophisticated touch.
I'd love to hear how you've used this priceless knowledge to make the most productive you.
Let's see, if laughter is the best medicine your post gave me a heavy dose of good cheer, which allowed me to sail smoothly into this Tuesday evening.
“If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.” - Seneca Thank you for the kind words!