As you have already noticed, I've became a part of this cool active group called Steemitbloggers. There are many advantages of being member here and one of them is the #steemitbloggers-contest. This round has a topic Hotel stories. And maan, have I tons of these :D I'm also a sporadic competitor in #comedyopenmic sooo my following post will be an entry in both of these. Wish me luck but most importantly, enjoy the story and a good laugh :D
Weekend trip
This all has taken place in 2011 summer. Me and my friends were kinda bored of waking up wasted and "eating" all the angry looks from out parents. So we decided to go to mountains. Location was chosen and booking an accomodation was the next step. But - we were not the only group who wanted to go there. It was middle of the summer and hiking is quite popular thing to do in Slovakia. I guess it safely takes 2nd place...after drinking :D
Sharing a hut
Soo as we soon found out, all the AirBnbs and stuff were booked. But one guy offered us that we could share his mountain hut with another group of people - they're fine with it. WOOHOOO, we're gonna meet with another group of young people and share hut in the mountains together!
The hut looked exactly like this. Size-wise. It wasn't in such a nice environment but I didn't find any pictures of it and this one on Pixabay is very similar. SOURCE
Little did we know...
..that the other group ain't no 20 year old party animals but three 60+ years old pairs who came there to enjoy calm weekend on the fresh air :D We, on the other hand, arrived by 2 cars - 9 people and approximately 20 liters of alcohol on top of 30l canister full of beer. We also planned on avoiding the fresh air at all costs using these tiny tools called cigarettes.As you can see, we weren't there to enjoy a calm weekend :D. Stupid us, back then
Night 1: We were on our best behavior
We knew there's a possibility of biig big problem so we cleared things up. We were straight with these people and told them we came to get wasted. They weren't really happy about it but we agreed on some rules. First night went ok, there were some tiny issues like kitchen hovering contest at 5am, but nothing that bad.
Night 2: Whirlpool party
Second night was a hard one. But we still made sure not to be too noisy. During the whole night, there we no complaints at all. We've had a bath-tub and whirlpool party till like 5am till we all fell asleep half-drunk half-dead.
Last morning: "His ding-dong is just floating on the surface!! :O"
Sunday, 9am. Some of us already awake are sitting outside, just talking yesterday night with the stupidiest looks on our faces possible. Suddenly, one of these elderly women passes us while she continues talking to herself. We've heard something like:
Bathroom .... ding-dong .... stupid youth..stayed home
And we were like: "What the heck?". We knew there's something happening in the bathroom. Half entertained and half afraid, we headed to the bathroom. And as we opened the door, we burst out with laughter :DD What we saw will stick in my head forever.
Our friend Roland was completely naked sleeping there, in the bath tub full of ice cold water :D Then we remembered that he got angry that there was no place left for him in the whirlpool so he demonstratively filled the bathtub with warm water to enjoy his own party :D And as the night got crazier and crazier, he somehow found his way back there again ... and fell asleep :DD
Cold water ;)
Probably the most funny part happened 30 minutes later. We were again sitting outside and Roland was totally shivering cuz of losing a lot of body temperature in that water. When the woman who saw him there earlier passed us again, this dialogue took place
She: "Why you're so shivering boy?"
Roland: "That water was suuupercold!"
She: "Oh yeah, true, I've seen that.."
My other friend: "Huh? How could you see the water temperature?"
Now she looked at Roland and back at my friend....and winked.
She: "..... ;)"
At that moment, we aaabsolutely died from laughter :D I guess it all comes to his "ding-dong" :D.
Stupid & dangerous...but funny
Hey..don't tell me now how dangerous this was. We were well aware that he got pretty lucky and avoided some mishapps that night. But he was alive and had suuuper hangover so we all just enjoyed the funny story.
Thanks for reading! Matko.
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ROFLMFAO!!!!! priceless
hah, thanks :)
Dobrá :D Ještě se musím zpětně podívat, jak ti šlo to šití nebo co to bylo :D
Nic moc veru, posral som to hned po par minutach :D
Im surprised she even saw husband ding dong in the freezing water !
Haha :D she's old but probably has good eyes still :D
This picture will stick in my head forever too from now on. Thanks for passing on the curse .LOL
True .... does this guy know you have his photo @matkodurko ?
Sorry guys! :D Hmmm I guess he knows...but he deffo doesn't know I've posted in on the eternal blockchain hahah :D
LMAO .. well now I must resteem .. lol
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Haha neblazni, sak to nejsom jaaa :D
neviem kto to je a asi to ani nechcem vedieť :D nu ale 1 ráno sobota večer Insbruckého času a Maťko nespí... to je možná len jedna možnosť :D
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omg...! this is so funkin hilarious. You def need to win this contest.
My husband is in the music industry and we have many similar stories. LOL.
Oh haha I can imagine he must have even crazier ones :D Let's see, I don't even know what the price is in neither of those 2 contests haha :D thx!
I thought it was you in the picture , My blog is equally embarassing 😬😬
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yepp indeed.
Haha! First of all I'm picturing 3 couples in their 60s and 9 party animals all in that little hut!
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haha yepp it was exactly like that :D Not the best combination for either of those two groups :D
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Thxx!
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This is a great story to share and one that should learn never ever to repeat such mistakes ever again.. ha ha..
I couldn't stop laughing..
I do pity your friend though but then he gave the lady something good to remember :)
Good luck with the contest
Hah not sure what the content prize is tho :D but thxx! And yepp I guess she deffo won't forget what she saw hahaha :D
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Hahaha! Had a good laugh. But the place and the hut looked wonderful! A lot of fresh air and good rest but you guys obviously had other plans! 😂 All the best in the competitions! Hope you win!
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Hah I'm not sure what the prizes actually are, but thanks :) And you're right...we were there to "work" :D haha
Haha, this lady had such great clapback, I love it. Thanks for sharing.
My pleasure hah :D Was nice to remember this :)
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