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My penis is the only thing that could unlock my phone nowadays. I don't trust that fingerprint crap. Not unique enough!

I ain't blowing my own balloon but mine is just a bit too big for that ickle sensor!

I don't need to see it to believe it. When I first saw you, I had for sure thought that you had three legs!!

You should see my mum!!

OH HEY OH!

Your penis? SHIT then what will you use to,,,,,,,,,, ???😂😂😂😂😂

I have my ways ;) Trust me on this!