I run many games / promotions on my blog and one of them is called Ask A Stupid Question / Get A Dumb Answer. This week a specific question ended up in a battle of wits between @the-witty-waiter and myself, @rentmoney.
Below is the initial question that sparked our battle of wits and all the follow up exchanges.
Did you ever get rid of that foot fungus?
Thankfully I did ... that's the last time I borrow a pair of your shoes.
Those stilettos I (gave) to you were found in an alley outside a drag queen bar. You're the one who wanted to get in touch with your feminine side. I'll bet you looked lovely
I told you before .. Be careful " working " that corner / Alley. It's not your territory and I am no longer your pimp so I won't be protecting you. Giving me a dirty pair of shoes..... Not Cool ....
Just trying to earn some SBD since I can't get it here. Your girlfriend and I make bank on that corner and she's still mad that you are prettier than her when you cross dress. She probably did something to those heels
Oh you will earn that SBD alright. Just stay on that corner a little longer and I am sure someone will be around to give you all the SBD you can handle.
P.S. Don't trust that woman .. she isn't my GF. She is just one of my many stalkers.
Was that a dick reference?
Your girlfriend said you would say that about her. Interesting pictures she showed me though. You look so peaceful when you sleep, even when your mascara and lipstick is all smudged
Dick reference ..... No .. but I find it odd that is where your mind leads you. To each their own.
Again don't trust that stalker .. she tells the same sob story to every sap she meets. She must have plans for you. ... Get Out while you still can.
I'm scared of where my mind takes me sometimes.
Heads up, your girlfriend has a lock of your hair and some panty hose she says belongs to you and was asking if I knew a place to find live chickens for a religious ceremony. I think she really loves you so you don't have to worry about any interference from me. Best of luck
Who won the battle of wits ?
Cast your vote in the comment section.
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This has been an entry into
Comedy Open Mic Comedy - Round 30.
As per contest rules I must nominate two other Steemians.
My two nominations this week are @onefatindian and @o07.
Click Here To Find Out How !
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It was a tight battle...both combatants exiting the ring battered and bruised; no knockout, though, and so we await the judges’ decision.
After much debate, some crying, and apparently a stabbing; the winner is...@the-witty-waiter. Let’s go to the commentators:
“Well folks, today we saw a fight for the ages! Tough call by the judges, there. What did you think, Carl?”
“Yes, Johnny, definitely a tough call; but at the end of the day it was that “stiletto” jab that tipped the scales. Back to you guys in the booth.”
Excellent commentary .... at least I went the distance .. A rematch might be in order.
For sure! Fun to read...good luck in the competition. 😄
LOL 😂
Great exchange, @the-witty-waiter and @rentmoney!
It's SO close, but I think @the-witty-waiter edged out the win in this one. I think this comment:
...was the turning point that @rentmoney may have lost to!
Thanks for the nomination to participate in the next open mic, @rentmoney 😃
Cheers,
OFI
That's two votes for the @the-witty-waiter ....
One vote for @rentmoney
Please send the payment we discussed to @steven-patrick
Sent ... .. :P
Haha, Rent. I did like the voodoo at the end by @the-witty-waiter. I think he beat you out this time.
Yeah, that was a good one !
P.S. ; Do I get a split of the take if you win?
You sure do ... 50 / 50
I was sad to see our back and forth end. LoL. I've actually had a few stalkers and know how they act
I am sure there will be many more of those type of interaction to come.
Oh yeah .... keep safe from the crazies.
I'm too old to attract them anymore. LoL. I'd kinda welcome the attention these days
We got into the top 10 ..... Which means we won 3 SBD.
I just sent you half ... 1.5 SBD :)
Winners post ... our mention is in the comment section.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-round-30-winners-post
I'm glad you won but you really didn't have to split. I was just joking
We won ... I planned on splitting it with you regardless.
Awesome. Much appreciated
Bro, a typo in your OWN handle? Goodness. I thought you were a professional. I
I just
I can't believe it.
What sloppy craftsmanship.
A TYPO.
Geez.
GET it TOGETHER.
Unless there was a third person in that conversation named @rentemoney.
OOOooooo.
That changes everything.
;P
LOL ..... I have No clue how I missed that. I will leave it for the shits and giggles.
He truly is a witty waiter. Very nice.
Yeah, we tangoed a few times in comment sections.
my vote goes to @rentmoney 😂😂😂
😂😂
That one's a tossup for me. it kind of looked like the waiter gave up a bit at the end when he agreed with you.
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Awesome thanks for stopping by !