• improv (72)in FreeCompliments • 2 days ago

  Punday Monday 393

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is walls! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

  $7.49

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  • Breakdown: 3.75 HBD, 11.29 HP
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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 2 days ago

  Impostor on the Throne -5minutefreewrite

  WHO IS THE IMPOSTOR? It's me. I'm on the chrome throne. The Porcelain Throne. I am an impostor. Just feeling mad about shit and shit. Throw it all away. Shit the shitty shit…

  $10.46

  • Pending payout amount: $10.46
  • Breakdown: 5.23 HBD, 15.75 HP
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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 3 days ago

  A Loud Growl in the Night -5minutefreewrite

  For GRRRR the sound of the wolf thing was wolfy and soundlike grrr growl woof I mean grr It sounded like sounds sound, so very like the vibrations of air. Or, more…

  $8.95

  • Pending payout amount: $8.95
  • Breakdown: 4.48 HBD, 13.48 HP
  • Payout in 4 days

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 3 days ago

  A Familiar Feeling -5minutefreewrite

  For Well, this is a familiar feeling. We just did one of these. We gotta catch up on a couple we missed during the very busy last couple days of travel. One two three four…

  $7.76

  • Pending payout amount: $7.76
  • Breakdown: 3.88 HBD, 11.69 HP
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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 3 days ago

  State of the World -5minutefreewrite

  For Today's address comes to us from the World's Governor, Pacquin Pangaea Hellow, Fello Wearth Citizens Hi. I have to tell you about the world now. It's hot. Hotter than…

  $10.36

  • Pending payout amount: $10.36
  • Breakdown: 5.18 HBD, 15.61 HP
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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 4 days ago

  Flexible Head -5minutefreewrite

  For Today I flex head nonsense not wann do do not wannna thing think toomuch think head flex too much hard now no more think head. Tyoe tyoe type too dast mistakes...…

  $11.33

  • Pending payout amount: $11.33
  • Breakdown: 5.67 HBD, 17.07 HP
  • Payout in 3 days

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 7 days ago

  Conceive -5minutefreewrite

  For I can't conceive of how I missed this one WHOOPS it's important to understand WHat's going through my head... what always does, is , do the things work the way I…

  $2.31

  • Pending payout amount: $2.31
  • Breakdown: 1.15 HBD, 3.48 HP
  • Payout in 17 hours

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• improv (72)in #freewrite • 7 days ago

  Prosecute Me! -5minutefreewrite

  For P7uy Prosecute me! Tres Cute, Me. I'm very cute. So cute you won't even notice that I didn't conceive. Conceive of this MOMENT. Which is so momentous that you can't…

  $5.21

  • Pending payout amount: $5.21
  • Breakdown: 2.61 HBD, 7.85 HP
  • Payout in 6 hours

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• improv (72)in Proof of Brain • 9 days ago

  Punday Monday 392

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is rainbows! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

  $3.02

  • Past Payouts $3.02
  • - Author $1.52
  • - Curators $1.51

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 9 days ago

  Lost Confidence -5minutefreewrite

  For He lost confidence. I mean Mahomes...and everyone else on that team probably, too. Lost confidence. I did, too. In my ability to ....anything. To what? What's happening.…

  $4.95

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  • - Author $2.48
  • - Curators $2.47

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 11 days ago

  He Took Pride In... -5minutefreewrite

  For He took pride in knowing when it was 11:11, just like it is right at this moment as he began his freewrite. He threw caution to the wind and announced his chicken feet…

  $5.18

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  • - Author $2.59
  • - Curators $2.58

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• improv (72)in #freewrite • 12 days ago

  First established in... -5minutefreewrite

  First established in 1963, I was known for my love of the Beatles! My parents were both marines and didn't like this. Who knows why- Communism I fell in love with a boy…

  $2.48

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  • - Author $1.24
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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 12 days ago

  A Nice Illusion -5minutefreewrite

  For I never noticed before that the capital I in the font of the post titles on peaked is shorter and thicker than the lower case l. It's a nice illusion. It makes the I and…

  $4.53

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  • - Author $2.27
  • - Curators $2.26

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 13 days ago

  Did you authorise this -5minutefreewrite

  For I'm barely awake, but I'm writing. Authorize. With a Z. Must've been someone from England who authorised this. This is just wrong. S doesn't belong there. It's too late…

  $5.14

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  • - Author $2.58
  • - Curators $2.56

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 14 days ago

  Mysterious Clinic -5minutefreewrite

  For Mysterious Clinic What a wonderful place to be. The mysteries of the world are unlocked. We trudge forward, hauling all our needs with us. It's too much. There's not…

  $3.80

  • Past Payouts $3.80
  • - Author $1.91
  • - Curators $1.89

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• improv (72)in Comedy Open Mic • 15 days ago

  Punday 391!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is bunnies! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

  $4.13

  • Past Payouts $4.13
  • - Author $2.07
  • - Curators $2.06

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 16 days ago

  A Strange Commission -5minutefreewrite

  For This is a strange commission, thought Rosa. They want a barbed wire made of roses... That's not the strange part, obviously. That they want it to spell out "Candy, you…

  $1.73

  • Past Payouts $1.73
  • - Author $0.87
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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 16 days ago

  Pour me another -5minutefreewrite

  For Poor me. Poor me another! Another me goes back to the house for a book Pour me into a glass, baybeee Pour me pour me pour meee Jo lene jolene joleeene Another…

  $4.86

  • Past Payouts $4.86
  • - Author $2.44
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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 17 days ago

  A New Arrangement -5minutefreewrite

  For Standup I need a new arrangement of all my standup material. One in which my stand up material exists. Because currently I don't have any standup material. Here's my…

  $2.31

  • Past Payouts $2.31
  • - Author $1.16
  • - Curators $1.15

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• improv (72)in Freewriters • 17 days ago

  Artificial Dog -5minutefreewrite

  For Artificial DOG?!?! I didn't remember to write yesterday? Oh no. I felt so overwhelmed with everything yesterday. So tired, somewhat in pain. Very blegh. AH, well this…

  $4.11

  • Past Payouts $4.11
  • - Author $2.06
  • - Curators $2.05

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