Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is bunnies!
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Bunnies
As in
Why do people give their pets a rabbit when they have a hangover? They’re trying to cure it with some hare of the dog
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My pet bunny foams at the mouth sometimes. Apparently it only scares people more when I assure them he's harmless, he's just a little rabbit (rabid) 🥁!
I was driving the other night and felt a little bump when going around a bend in the road. I felt bad I didn’t see it but I ran over a bunny. Poor fella was a hare too small for me to see!
Why did bugs bunny go to the barber?
To get a hare cut!
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A very naughty rabbit came into my classroom while I was teaching literature to the kids. He told me, "I am the bad rabbit who is the protagonist of the unlucky paw."
Glad to have won last week thanks man :D
Oh, this is egg-cellent! 🐰🥚
Why do Bunnies breed so much? Because they're sex paw-sitive.Or maybe they find sex ear-resistible? But, lettuce leaf this topic alone as I am already too horney and I couldn't burrow my friend's fancy car to get tail.