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Hi wittywheat,


This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).

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Five F words used to create a sentence.

Frankie fell for Finn Ferguson.

Good one! That's four words! :-)

Whoops .... Fixed !

Fantastic! :-)

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... but she ain't messing with her, uh, nose finger?

Haha... Luckily you didn't mention gold finger. It means traitor in Cantonese. XD

My favorite F word is fellatio....

Front kick happens to be my field of expertise.