Y'all are like the unnamed mystery fella in Jack and the Beanstalk who gives Jack the magic beans. He's the true, unsung hero of that story, with his great generosity in trading legit magic beans for a non-magical cow. I hope he treated old Bessie well.
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You are right, that guy was where it's at! We should all be like him. Who wants to be a Jack or a giant anyways?
It would also be good to be the harp or the chicken. They're the workers in this scenario, providing real value to the world! (Though admittedly, gold eggs don't taste very good - at least they make good conductors!)