Thank you for the Pocket award. I feel I should apologize for not being involved with the pocket part of this Punday. First of all, I do not understand how to use it. Secondly, I spread myself a bit thin in the outside world and on Steemit, so I do not take the time... ect. But I love writing these puns as a kind of challenge and also I like reading all of yours.
@Improv. Thanks for keeping it laid back: no mandatory this or that, no limits on entries, ect. And thanks for upvoting the submissions.
Anyway, I'll post a link for a tipu on my next pun. Thank you.
"Don't give me any lip," yelled the red faced fellow.
The other man scowled, "any lip? You sonofabitch, If I want to, I'll give you tulip."