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RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#2 - Attacks from below - Battle Two

in #contest7 years ago

The thugs relax when NinjaGobbo shows them the tray of mead he's brought for them. Gobbos are great servants, if you don't like your drink you can throw the server against the wall and he'll get you a new one snappity snip.

The thugs cheer up and grab their drinks, even the Fire Demon grabs one, even though the liquid evaporates before it reaches the demon's lips.

Ah, how do I put this politely...?

A piece of feces slides into the Fire Demon's mouth from the mead goblet, the toxicity of the Gobbo excrement instantly chokes and melts the throat of the Fire Demon, the demon looks over and sees all the thugs gagging, spewing, clawing at their throats, stabbing their own stomachs... he looks over at the smirking lowly servant and tries to fireball the dick... but his heart explodes before he has the chance.

Dick move FTW!

NinjaGobbo attacked all simultaneously using the greatest weapon he has, his Poo Pouch.

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Oh crap!...(literally), that little Gobbo...is just sooo..nasty (in a nice way all the readers appreciate:)).

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