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RE: Punday Monday! Win SBI! Join this easy contest with your original pun on this week's topic! This is the 59th week that we've held the contest! Comedy Open Mic Round #25 entry, too!!!

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I tried my hand at a rapid pun, but the day turned dark and my mind went numb.

Is this a pun???? I think it's technically a rhyme, but what the hell do I know?

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Let's make it into a pun poem, shall we?

Is this a pun? I think it's a rhyme,
but what the hell do I know?

Said the hare to the goose
on the three-legged moose,
"I'm as rabbid as a rhino!"

"You mean hippo," said goose
on the three-legged moose
"you mean 'hungry as a hippo.'"

"No, no," said hare,
Pointing just over there...
"I'm a rabbit. And he is a rhino!"

You're helping!

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Yay!!! She DOES exist!

...who? asked the owl.

Oh @littlescribe ; iz you pokin fun at'z my pun-less attempt at'a pun...?

Well, to be honest, I felt a really great rhyme scheme coming from "what the hell do I know" and I guess I just couldn't help myself.

You did well...having been 'magically' inspired.

It's not a pun, but It gets an upvote for the attempt anyway! I do hope you have @dustsweeper, though, because my upvote is worth such a small amount it might not pay out right now. I remember the halcyon days of yore, 6 months ago, when my upvote was worth tens of cents!

Yes, I do have dustsweeper, thank you. If you think your VP is bad...look at mine???

I see yours! ;P