Thank you paul, I appreciate it. I predict you will win in the near future... Call it my gift of fors-ight...
Thank you Brendan for selecting me as the week 2 winner. I didnt expect to win, but had fun trying to come up with an original pun.
Anyways, here is my entry this week:
Why is it impossible for a jedi to ever defeat their mother?
Because ma will always just equal the force.
(Newtons 2nd Law - (F)orce = (m)ass x (a)cceleration)
I FIG-ure Newton and his 2nd Law pun will carry the day. You force me to concede defeat. ;-)
Good lord, everyone is ON POINTE this time!
AND WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING
BAM! https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/pun-contest-week-3-winners-and-week-4-begins