Ok, this is really dirty but there have already been multiple blowjob jokes so I figure the nsfw train has left the station.
Country girl walks up to her father and says "Dad, can I borrow the truck?" Dad says, "sure but you know what you have to do."
Girl says, "But I don't want to give you a blow job."
Dad says, "rules are rules."
So the girl reluctantly gets down and starts to give him a blowjob when she says, "Ugh dad, your dick tastes like shit."
Dad says, "That's right, I forgot your brother already borrowed the truck."
Nasty🤤. And funny at the same time👍
@blackserpent you didn't win, but no sorrow: u can try again:
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/tell-a-joke-win-some-sbd