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You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing
slash
You completely miss the enemy leaving yourself open to attack. No invitation is needed: The enemy finishes you off quickly, and chuckles at your weak moves. Lol, you are an idiot. You loose a life point.

Really!??

!warriorslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing:
slash
The sword slips out your hand hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big steps and sinks his sword into your chest. Without any mercy he watches you slowly sink to the ground as you exhale your last breath. You lose a life point.

This is frickin ridiculous! how do I get more life?

IIRC, @lordnigel mentioned that there will be no way to purchase extra life points in this IBT. You do get a fresh set of 3 life points every stage, no matter how you did on the previous one -- there are no eliminations. In the worst-case scenario, if you fail on your upcoming final attempt against the siren, you simply score 0 for this stage and move on to stage 2.

!warriorslash

You draw perform and incredible spinnng sword attack:
slash
Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off guard and totally slived that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!

Wow that was close! Angel almost ended up batting for the other team! Those Sirens magic of seduction was incredibly strong!

Angels attack 10-1=9
Sirens attack 2+2=4

Victory!!

Angel