My wife kicked me out because she found out I had stolen a bunch of rare, valuable coins from a previous lover. It was pretty much my only savings, so now I'm locked out of my exchange account.
btw, I'm doing a #dailylimerick now. I figured you may enjoy limericks. :)
There once was a man from Kilkenny,
That upvoted a pun for a penny,
Increasing his Steem power he could not arrange,
Ashamed he offered a poor pun in exchange,
Then was showered in upvotes by many.
You got my vote, in exchange for a round of applause.
Come Friday, will you be sending some POCKET his way, perhaps?
I'll gladly accept a pun as legal tender!
You are punbelievably generous.
Yes, I LOVED your batman ones. So clever indeed.
Speaking of.... https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-38-st-patrick-s-day-celebration-limericks-and-puns-and-fun-and-funds-prizes-galore
Thanks for the reminder. :)
You got me punericking right through my first coffee.
Lovely!
I hope she let you back in. https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-31-come-join-the-fun-prizes-and-jokes-for-all