Hi, I am David I am so good at lying that Jim Carrey invited me to assist him during the performance of Fletcher Reede. The reason I am so skilled is my body language. I have conscious control of every single muscle of my face and body. I learned it with David Larible. My friends are so amused by my talent that they pay me to teach some principles.
I think I am good at lying, however, I can't lye the people who I really care, not even per WhatsApp. My body language is undemonstrative and my knowledge about it is so basic that my friends think that I am emotionally blunted. I am clumsy, so friends tried to teach me how to dance.
PS: Funny contest, that's a thought!