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RE: Next Contest. (BEST SHORT JOKE)

in #contest7 years ago

Mother: OMG! My son! Your finger is bleeding! Come here let me suck that blood so that it will stop bleeding!
(....the mom did suck the blood on her son's finger)
Mother: Her you go son! The bleeding has now stopped. By the way, what happens to your finger?
Son: Actually mom I didn't hurt my finger at all.
Mother: What are you talking about? So why there's blood on it!?
Son: It just happens that I killed the big lice from our dog using my finger.