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RE: Exaggeration Contest - Win up to 10 Steem!

in #contest7 years ago

As the fastest swimmer in my country and I guess the world guessing by me swimming 50 metres in less than 7 seconds, I see no reason to brag or exaggerate. I am just "bad like that". In my last race before I decided to retire I was well dressed on my way home before the second placed swimmer touched. My name, Aqua Josh has been on the lips of everyone ever since and I have even gotten an invite to represent the world in the inter-galactic swimming competition holding in the crab nebula in the thirteenth month of the year 2030 where the chief host will be Lord Poseidon himself.

In reality I am Joshua, a graduate of human kinetics who makes a humble living by teaching individual and group swimming classes in my state.