I'm Eroded. Yes ladies, I'm single. I hate kids and never wanted any. By day, I can usually be found on the beach, doing nothing, as I have the easy life. I normally leave the beach and take a different girl to dinner each night and fall asleep by 9pm so I can sleep 10 hours before repeating my day.
Maybe in a warped reality, doubt it.
I am a happily married father of 10. I spend most of my day inside with my kids, only leaving to take them out to play. I haven't been to the beach in ten years. I eat dinner every night with my children and wife. It is a rare occasion that I get more than 3 hours sleep.
Sorry, I had to lie. My real life already sounds like an exaggeration, lol.