Welcome to Punday Monday!
Hi everybody!
Welcome to Hive!
Punday Monday will now be exclusively on Hive!
This is my yearly reminder that I design geeky t-shirts
https://www.zazzle.com/store/stinawog
And, so long as we’re all in Quarantine, let’s play games together: https://boardgamearena.com/?h=1ecish
tl;dr
make a pun about the topic of the week,
the topic is Groceries,
here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
Rookie of the Week:
No rookies!
Our chain switch was not bloodless
I don’t expect POCKET will be supported on this new chain, as the developer, @biophil, hasn’t been seen or heard from in a long long time.
Anyone could start running POCKET confirm bots, and update the code for Hive, I’m sure, but considering that I was the only one left using POCKET, I rather doubt it will happen.
If it does, I am happy to resurrect POCKET Friday. But for now...
I’ll leave this in case these folks are still active, see the tag, and want the reminder to join in again:
POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:
@aloha-creations, @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:
@ablaze, @coinsandchains, @dollarsandsense, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @jk6276, @acolucky, @deceth, @richatvns, @wpkwolfe, @stanism, @lordoffaux, @blockingback, @theartofori, @rainite, @chrisroberts, @kharma.scribbles, @theabsolute, @mo-nique, @jdkennedy, @ecoinstant and @mensa-sig
Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
I’m so glad we have you.
Please tell everyone else.@acolucky!
Where is everyone else?
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
SBI
Will it become HIVE Basic Income? Hm. Branding is tough. Maybe something generic? We’ll find out! For now, it’s still called that, but is on Hive!See @steembasicincome for details.
I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two SBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two SBI!
Our entrants were:
@acolucky, @jk6276, @theabsolute
Our winners were
@acolucky!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Groceries
As in,
The giant toilet paper bundles are gone. That’s a big t-issue!
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Sponsors, related content, prizes, and money
Sponsors!
@improv/ @freewritehouse
I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in @freewritehouse and they’ve/we’ve hosted Punday Monday events over on that page, I’d like to suggest that they (we) are also a sponsor! Regardless, check out the @freewritehouse community! It’s #HIVE-161155
Related Content:
- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
- @steembasicincome has a contest round-up (that includes us) where you can find more opportunities to win SBI.
Outside referrals that benefit @improv.
Crypto.com:
An app and if you want also a prepaid credit card that uses staking of their MCO coin to unlock certain card perks. If you do want to sign up, I’d take it as a kindness if you’d use my referral code. We each get $50 worth of MCO. https://platinum.crypto.com/r/usfz8rprz6 (or the code is simply usfz8rprz6… and this is actually my wife’s code, @stinawog.)
Robinhood:
Investment platform buying/selling stocks Join HERE and we’ll both get a share of a stock (probably worth ~$4)
M1 Finance
Like Robinhood, like Swell… invest in stocks, but with the auto-fund feature, it does dollar cost averaging for you, and without Swell’s fee. My referral code is here We both get a signup bonus if you use that code.
Mannabase:
Sign up for universal basic income distribution funded by cryptocurrency Join HERE
Swift:
Yet another attempt at a UBI Join HERE
SBI
Do you like what I do, and want to support me with more than your upvote? Buy me Steem Basic Income, and we’ll both get returns forever! Just send 1 steem to @steembasicincome with @improv in the memo line! Do you want to support the steem fiction writers who are putting out books and getting the name of Steem out there in the wider world, too? Then put @steemfiction in the memo line! Don’t care about SBI yourself? Put @improv:@steemfiction in the memo line, and both those accounts will get the support! (but you won’t. But you’ll get the support of my love.)
Coinbase:
Cryptocurrency exchange Join HERE and we’ll both get $10 of BTC
- Coinbase is adding maker fees, so there’s probably a better way out there. Do you know it?
LUMENS
We’ll each get $10 of Stellar Lumens if you use this link. You have to answer 5 short questions, each question is worth $2
https://www.coinbase.com/earn/xlm/invite/z8nb4dqf
EOS
Same as above, but for EOS https://coinbase.com/earn/eos/invite/jksv4mx3
Face masks are hard to come by these days.
Luckily you can still get coughy filters at the grocery store to use.😷
But if I buy all the same stuff as other shoppers and get infected while shopping... Is that plaguerism?
Oh my. This is gooood
I’ve really got beef with folks who think their buns are so important that they need to roll out of the store with every roll they can cart to their car! Those rolls really flu off the shelf! They’ll have bean in the can a long time before they need more!
Lettuce begin our shopping in the produce section