Dangit, I just discovered that I didn't win week one. I'm very stingy about joining contests that I don't have a surefire chance of winning, so I don't want to force myself to enter.
I guess you could say I'm a Smart ... (E)Vader of contests that I would just go on to lose. As much as I can, I try to spare myself the anxiety that comes from losing. A Palpatine-ting heart isn't really good for anyone's health. Chew(ie) on that, Brendan! Hahah
a) Yes. I love any entry that includes multiple puns
b) you won more from gentlebot than I could ever give you myself.
And I only ever get a vote from that bot whenever I comment on your post. I'm not really sure why that is haha!
Because you're clever and this is the best forum to unleash your cleverness and gentlebot rewards cleverness... perhaps.
OR, it took a shining on you, and it upvotes everyone that comments on your post just to get your attention. Guard yer ass, brother. S'all I'm saying.
Gentlebot is welcome here.