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RE: Exaggeration Contest - Win up to 10 Steem!

in #contest7 years ago

My name is Michael Jordan and im 6'5 and I own my own shoe company sponsored by nike. I have a Lamborghini and people love taking pictures of me😎💪 I also make serious bank every day 🤑💲💱 and I got the best dance moves every ✌ dawg... homie

Reality: my name is just Jordan 😯and im only 5'6. I own my own shoe without the compamy part and im spornsered by a company named nothing😕 I dont have a Lamborghini, i only have my pasta linguine 🤐and people love taking pictures of me when i fall on my face😖. I dont make bank everyday i just clean my fish tank😢 and i cant dance. I can only embarrase myself by dabing in 2018.... LOL 🤣

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LOL I really do have a brother-in-law named Michael Jordan. Not the Basketball player but my mom has way too much fun with his name. What was really funny for a while my nephew dated a girl named Whitney Houston, but not the singer.

That very interesting lol 🤣

Nothing wrong with cleaning fishtanks. It is how I make a living. I make bank BY cleaning fishtanks you might say!