Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #4 all losers win! (SBD + Whaleshares)

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COMMENT WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Previous rounds proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

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THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
  2. Upvote/Resteem this post.
  3. Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
    Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...

ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (December 13) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (December 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 10 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
(+much more SBD in comment payouts..:)

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Some people tried to post endless white images to confuse people in comments so NO, those can't win.

You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.

Lets make some SBD together and as always:
May the WORST player win!

@lepton

#funny #meme #whaleshares #life
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     7 years ago  

    If dogs are man's best friend, does that mean that Uncle Joey was Danny Tanner's dog?!?

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     7 years ago  

    FULL HOUSE JOKE? Should I downvote your comment?

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     7 years ago  

    Does Uncle Jesse have to help you learn a lesson about kindness at the end of this episode?

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     7 years ago  

    My favorite DJ is DJ Tanner.

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     7 years ago  

    My favorite tanners are the ancient Sumerians.

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     6 years ago  

    Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
    https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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       6 years ago  

      @lepton Huzzah! Can't wait for the next WORST STEEMIT CONTEST, too!

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         7 years ago  

        My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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         7 years ago  

        You know what no one talks about in public anymore - Pussy farts...

        (George Carlin)

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        Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
        https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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           7 years ago (edited) 

          I heard this on TV few years back.

          The teacher ask a student:

          "Can you give an example of an amphibious animal?"

          The bright student replied,

          "A frog"

          The teacher ask another student:

          "Can you give another example of an amphibious animal?"

          The other student replied,

          "Another frog".


          Picture source: Pixabay.com

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          Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
          https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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             7 years ago  

            Y'all should all upvote steamboard it can steal our game.

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             7 years ago  

            You have collected your daily Power Up! This post received an upvote worth of 0.18$.
            Learn how to Power Up Smart here!

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               6 years ago  

              Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
              https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                 7 years ago  

                DEAR GUYS Pls Treat your girlfriend like Toothbrush, don't let anyone touch or use it, only you and you alone. Keep it Clean and Safe.

                (I know the girls are Happy now)
                Also don't forget to change it every 3 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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                 7 years ago  

                Q: What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
                A: Nothing. She's already been told twice.

                [Remember, this is for the worst joke.]

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                 7 years ago (edited) 

                Playing dirty huh?
                You could have easily played it safe with..
                Q:Whats green and can fly?
                A:SUPER Bugger!

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                 7 years ago  

                haha i was going to go for a really offensive joke myself but decided to play it a bit safer lol, although i was going to go much more offensive than yours lol

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                   6 years ago  

                  Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
                  https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                     7 years ago  

                    I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
                    But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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                     6 years ago  

                    Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
                    https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                       7 years ago  

                      I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

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                       7 years ago  

                      Worst contestant with Nasty & Offensive jokes.. ¿Huh?

                      ¿What did God say when he made the second black man?

                      ¡Fuck! I burned another one!!

                      (Yeah! I upvoted myself to lose the contest on purpose.) :p

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                       6 years ago  

                      Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
                      https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                         7 years ago  

                        What's the Internet's favorite animal?
                        The lynx

                        HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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                         6 years ago  

                        Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                           7 years ago  

                          crazy contest ever but, it would be appreciated if a whale passes by... But only a mother fucking whale could upvote this!

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                          Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                             7 years ago (edited) 

                            Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fireplace.

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                            Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                               7 years ago  

                              I used to think the steemit "claim reward" on others wallet meant they just won some competition when i joined steemit newly..... Now don't upvote! I dont wish to claim rewards!

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                              Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
                              https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                                 7 years ago  

                                What if i told you that this is a rhetorical question

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                                 7 years ago  

                                I'd say you missed the mark... (?)

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                                 7 years ago  

                                Lol... you don't answer a rhetorical question 😂😂😂😂

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                                Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                                   7 years ago  

                                  You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out. What you are while you're in there?

                                  European.

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                                   7 years ago  

                                  now that is not funny not all europeans come frome Peniscola

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                                   7 years ago  

                                  “My mate sat on my pumpkin. He butternut squash it.”

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                                   6 years ago  

                                  Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                                     7 years ago  

                                    What's green, orange, black, and has no legs? Hell if I know

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                                    Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                                       7 years ago  

                                      Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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                                      Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
                                      https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                                         7 years ago  

                                        Please i would like to have the worst price,because it the price i deserve.

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                                        Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
                                        https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                                           7 years ago  

                                          Steemit is for dumbass people. Don't even dare upvote this..

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                                           7 years ago  

                                          You prefer downvotes?

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                                           7 years ago  

                                          a downvote is still an upvote, only negative in magnitude.

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                                           7 years ago  

                                          I prefer upvotes in the right places.. 😁

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                                             6 years ago  

                                            Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                                               7 years ago  

                                              Who will win in game of chess – Bush or Osama Bin Ladin?
                                              Bin Ladin because Bush is missing two towers.

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                                               7 years ago  

                                              how many queens did bin laden have?

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                                                 6 years ago  

                                                Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                                                   7 years ago  

                                                  A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

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                                                  Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                                                     7 years ago  

                                                    My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”. Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.

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                                                    Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
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                                                       7 years ago  

                                                      Q- How did the Mexican feel about the wall Trump's building?
                                                      A- He'll get over it.

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                                                      Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
                                                      https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

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                                                         7 years ago  

                                                        Wow. I have to comment . Nice .pls upvp

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