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[littlescribe]

Oh, I was GOING to, but then...I realized it is such a long drive, I'd probably get wheel tired. And that wouldn't be safe. You understand.

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[improv]

They've got these new-fangled things called rest stops. When you get tired, you go to them and then someone takes your car away, saving you from driving while tired.