Hello fellow steemians!
Joke contest #2 was won by @doctorcrypto! Congrats!!
Time for joke contest #3
First the prize......since I'm still a minnow (look at my wallet), I concocted the following:
After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
The generated Steempower is mine. I need it to increase my upvote, so I can help my fellow-minnows👍.
The rules are simple:
1.Upvote and resteem this post
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO HAVE AN ANIMAL IN IT !!
Good luck...and good laughs everybody!
Peace and love!
What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
Luke warm.
Nice one @robertstewardson. 😂😂
A guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny piano being played by a tiny man on the bar. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says "Oh, yeah I got him from this genie" and pulls out a lamp just like Aladdin's and says "just rub the lamp and wish for something" and tosses it to the guy. Without hesitation the guy rubs the lamp and says "I wish for a million bucks" and WOOSH!!! He is immediately surrounded by flapping, honking ducks. After spitting a couple feathers out of his gaping mouth he turns on the bartender saying "hey man what gives? I asked for a million BUCKS not DUCKS!" With a chuckle the bartender responds "Yeah he's a little deaf. Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"
I know this one does not count but I thought of it after and had to share it.
Whahaha!!!! Good one @robertstewardson! I you have more, save them for the next contest. As soon as this one is over I'll organize the next one ;)
You win @robertstewardson ! Congrats👍. Contest nr.4 is up: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/contest-tell-a-joke-win-5-sbd
The prize is a lot better now; do you have what it takes to win this one as well?
Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.
Good one👍😂 @husamia
Don't forget to resteem, if you want a chance to win😉
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
An
Dunno, why @remic2005 ?
Answer: because they don't have pockets :D
Ba-dum-tss👍😁
I never said that my jokes are funny :p
I never said they aren't 😜
Got me xD
This is like my pun contest! You should try your hand at mine, and I'll try my hand at yours: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/pun-contest-week-3-winners-and-week-4-begins
And here's my joke...
😆😂nice one @improv
Thanks! :P