Love the poem. Love the rant at the end even more. :-)
I'm going to see if I can get Matt to recite this one for you. He is an excellent speaker and may have lots of fun with it. He may even be able to channel some inner Shakespeare...we'll see. :-) In the meantime, fart on!
Mattifer
@mattifer,
This is YOUR opportunity for GREATNESS. Reciting a poem about farting (which is actually a poem about Steemit), while liquored up ... and while doing a Pants Off, Dance Off. This would win an Academy Award, a Grammy, a Nobel Prize ... and undoubtedly, massive upvotes.
You could probably retire, in comfort, from the winnings.
Quill
@quillfire
I'm very much looking forward to my upcoming retirement. I'm quite glad you mentioned it, as I hitherto hadn't thought of that possibility.
I shall begin spending my prize monies forthwith on copious amounts of alcohol.
Mattifer
@mattifer,
Thatta girl!
Quill